All Roads Lead to Babylon

Once upon a time, people used to say “once upon a time.” Those days are long gone. Now it’s all about NOW NOW NOW. Not my fault. I owned an IT business for twenty-three years, but then I got ITPTSD. So I quit. Before that, I was a graphic designer and production artist. Before that, I was an administrative assistant. Before that, I was a Political Science and Spanish major. I worked in a bikini factory for one day. I chopped wood for one day. I put labels on shampoo bottles for one day. I’ve done a lot of things, some of which I’m proud of. I hope to one day sell out Madison Square Garden with my one-man show, A NIGHT YOU WON’T REMEMBER — AND NOT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T. But in the meanwhile, I’ll just pay my dues right here and now. Won’t you join me for the ride?