If the Drunk Doesn’t Kill You, Perhaps the Coconut Will

Louis Barney Katz

I’m Louis Barney Katz. I’ve been telling stories since the fifth grade, when my pal Elston and I wrote our first novel about two talking dogs named Jed and Stefia when we should have been paying attention in class. Now that I’m all grown up and old enough to sign up for Social Security, I’m taking another stab at writing, along with performing up on stage like my heroes: Bob Dylan. Tom Petty. Muhammad Ali. I’m nothing like them, but I’m a lot like me, so I hope you’ll join me on this storytelling adventure. Let’s see where it goes from here!